- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A gay man watches football.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Gus's mom

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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