Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

So a horse walks into a barn.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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