- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Men

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

black people

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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