What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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