Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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