So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

what's up? my penis.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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