- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

XD Jackass.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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