- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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