What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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