Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A house comes around the corner.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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