A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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