- Anti Joke

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk