- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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