how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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