- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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