- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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