A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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