What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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PENIS that is all

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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well use a tissue!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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