- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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