- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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