How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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