- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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