What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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what are three short words? i a am

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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