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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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