- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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