- Anti Joke

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST