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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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