- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A American seeking into mexico

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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