- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anthony sucks

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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