why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

im @ work, LOL.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

You were born.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Penis chickens

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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