- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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