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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

i just wrote this so hard

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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