- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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