- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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