Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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