- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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