- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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