What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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