- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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