- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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