How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Nickelback.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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