what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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