- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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