Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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