Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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