- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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