- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

1+1=2

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