Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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