- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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