- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Do the roar!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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