Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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