Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Your're racist.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...