- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

America

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

roak

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How about that airline food?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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