- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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