- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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