- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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