- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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