- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

nolan is gay

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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