Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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