- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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