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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Dwight Howard

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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