- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A storm be brewin!

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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