Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Anti Joke

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