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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than this That :(

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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