homosexual rights to marriage

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A American seeking into mexico

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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