- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

#Getweird

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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