- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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