what looks like a banana? a penis

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What is white and square? A ping pong block

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Bitch

Were can you find a bag of meth?

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