Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Anti Joke

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