What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What stops a train? A missile

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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