- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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