What did john say to bob Hey bob

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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