He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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