What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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