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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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