How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Bitch

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Rebecca Black

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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learn. advance!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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