- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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