- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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