- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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