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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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