- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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