Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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knock knock go away

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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My Nan, that is all.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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