- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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