- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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