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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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