I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Obama

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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