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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Indians

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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