- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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