- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What if I told you.....potatoe

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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