- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

all the kids had fun

Pickles are powerful

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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