why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sarah Palin.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Your mother just died.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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