- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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