- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A drunk guy walks into a car

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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