- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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