Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Women's rights

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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