- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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