- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

that wall over there ->

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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