What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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