- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

womens rights.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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