- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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