- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What would u like to drink?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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