Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Obama = ebola

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Chuck Norris.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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