- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A American seeking into mexico

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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