How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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school homewrok

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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