Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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