- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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