A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Penis

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Title IX

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

knock knock come in !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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