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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

i had sex.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Sam Hengal.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why girl die cancer

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

i had sex.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

m

Sam Hengal.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why girl die cancer

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease