- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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