- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

i had sex.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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