A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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