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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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