Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Fine, ladies first.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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