- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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