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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

the economy.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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