what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Gay republicans

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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