A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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