Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Anti Joke

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