- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A boy with red hair is happy.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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