roses are red poo is poo

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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