- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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