- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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