How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

I'm homeless.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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