- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Eric is gay Ha

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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