Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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whats black? the colour

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

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