- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yanter, Look it up

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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