- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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