- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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