a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

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