- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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