- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

whats long and black? a baton

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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