- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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