- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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