- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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