What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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