What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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