Neither did she.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Sex

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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