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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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