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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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