- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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