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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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