- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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