- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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