- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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