- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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