What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Oh, right

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knock knock? come in

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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