HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

NEVER

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

that wall over there ->

Racial equality.

Ben Affleck

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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