- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Justin Beiber

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

BIG MAC'S

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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