- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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