What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what is orange? an orange

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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