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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Chlamydia

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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